Cheese roll? Or ham and pickle?

[Presto]

Copywriter fail.

Employers 'struggling to fill' skilled rolls

Well, either that or the employers in question need to get new caterers in fast.

[Howzat]

"any migration cap introduced by the government would have to be done in a way that does not harm UK competitiveness."

Well, thanks for the words of wisdom Gerwyn Davies. Why don't you tell us something we don't already know

On the plus side, at least Brookson now seem to be writing news that's not all about them!