Rooney

WYSIWYG · 06-09-2010, 08:05 AM

Caption from yesterday's News of the World

Hooker Rooined his World Cup | The Sun |Sport|Football

"WAYNE ROONEY had a wretched World Cup because he was living in fear of being exposed as a love cheat."

Really?

I thought Rooney had a rubbish World Cup because he's actually not as good as everyone makes out. Just because he's English, the British media think it's a good idea to build him up as "The best in the world" when he's blatantly not.

No doubt this has all gone to his head now. After all, who else pays £1,200 for a hooker and £200 for a pack of Marlboro Lights?

The SMG · 07-09-2010, 08:21 AM

I'm afraid the lad Rooney was under the disillusional impression that he really was the best striker in the world. That would probably account for the fact that he had an absolute stinker at the World Cup. He was trying so hard to live up to the expectations, he forgot how to score. Well, when I say 'score', I mean put the ball in the back of the net, not pay some random bird a grand to get inside her knickers. Anyone can do that

TheFear · 08-09-2010, 09:11 AM

The goal aside, I thought Mr. Rooney had a poor game last night and it was no surprise that he was substituted. I enjoyed watching Adam Johnson for the first time, he looks like a real talent.

No doubt we'll probably win all the qualifying games now. Then get to the finals and lose on penalties!

TF

MichaelRose · 10-09-2010, 05:24 PM

They should start every game with Rooney on the bench. Give him a sense that he needs to play well to be included. Bring him out hungry.

He's TOTALLY over rated.

I just hope he plays tomorrow so the Goodison crowd can rip the living **** out of him.

That said, when he played for Everton, he really WAS fantastic

COYB!!!!