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Old 15-06-2009, 10:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Lazy fat blokes

How many of the posters on here are male?

You're fat, lazy, unhealthy and you're more likely to get cancer

So get everyone on client site to get out of the office at lunch and have a kick about outside. I believe it's a nice day around the country?

Bel and zara_blackdog, you should both be fine, being lasses.

Maybe we should organise a Contractor Fit Club on here?
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Old 15-06-2009, 12:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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How many of the posters on here are male?

You're fat, lazy, unhealthy and you're more likely to get cancer

So get everyone on client site to get out of the office at lunch and have a kick about outside. I believe it's a nice day around the country?

Bel and zara_blackdog, you should both be fine, being lasses.

Maybe we should organise a Contractor Fit Club on here?


yeah thanks for that curley. I'm about 17 stone and stressed out to the max. I also can't talk for long as i'm on hold to NHS Direct...again.
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Old 15-06-2009, 12:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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When you're on the bench you should have loads of leisure time, but I seem to spend it all on the phone to agents and on the web checking the job boards!
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Old 15-06-2009, 01:41 PM   #4 (permalink)
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When you're on the bench you should have loads of leisure time, but I seem to spend it all on the phone to agents and on the web checking the job boards!

what not eating cherry bakewells and watching Home Under The Hammer?
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How many of the posters on here are male?

You're fat, lazy, unhealthy and you're more likely to get cancer

So get everyone on client site to get out of the office at lunch and have a kick about outside. I believe it's a nice day around the country?

Bel and zara_blackdog, you should both be fine, being lasses.

Maybe we should organise a Contractor Fit Club on here?

I'm a 42 year old athletic male with a healthy and happy lifestyle. My secret? Exercise and children - that's all you need.

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Old 15-06-2009, 02:51 PM   #6 (permalink)
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How many of the posters on here are male?

You're fat, lazy, unhealthy and you're more likely to get cancer

So get everyone on client site to get out of the office at lunch and have a kick about outside. I believe it's a nice day around the country?

Bel and zara_blackdog, you should both be fine, being lasses.

Maybe we should organise a Contractor Fit Club on here?
I ride around on my Brompton quite often, so I'm quite fit. I also do some weights every morning and eat reasonably well.

Unfortunately, cancer can affect anyone at any age for all kinds of reasons - not just high risk categories or those with a genetic predisposition to getting it.

No one knows the causes of cancer either, just some of the risks. At least there are major advances in cancer treatments, so it's no longer the automatic death sentence it used to be. Even with Mets, a sufferer can recover and fight it well with on-going treatment and medication, in some cases. But a lot depends on the kind of cancer it is and how easy it is to detect and treat at an early stage.
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Old 16-06-2009, 09:35 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I ride around on my Brompton quite often, so I'm quite fit. I also do some weights every morning and eat reasonably well.
Bel, is that you?



If so, I'm never disagreeing with any of your posts ever again
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I am the very pinnacle of fitness.




Sometimes.
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If so, I'm never disagreeing with any of your posts ever again
LOL!

I'm well toned but not a body builder. I doubt that any woman can get like that (or any man, for that matter) unless they're pumping their body full of steroids, cutting out carbs and eating a ton of powdered skim milk powder each day. That's not healthy to me.
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I go to the gym two or three times a week. It must be having an effect... even my mum, at her old age, has just started going...!
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