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Old 30-06-2009, 11:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
Cannot remember what being a permie is like
 
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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/06/30/diy_surgery/

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch
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Old 30-06-2009, 11:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Holy christ, that is worse than any link I've ever put up!

Trying to get the thought out of my head...
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Old 30-06-2009, 02:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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One of the staff here was going through the contents of her handbag about an hour ago, one of the things she pulled out was a pair of nail clippers.

She didn't quite understand why I nearly fainted.
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Old 30-06-2009, 02:26 PM   #4 (permalink)
Can recite a whole contract from memory
 
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Surely you haven't been annoying the permanent staff that much Pistachio?

Maybe you need to work on your image a bit.
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Old 30-06-2009, 03:55 PM   #5 (permalink)
Securing a killer contract
 
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That is definitely the worst thing I'm going to read this week....
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Old 30-06-2009, 03:56 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I hereby propose a motion to ban beefy198 from posting any further links....
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Old 30-06-2009, 05:40 PM   #7 (permalink)
Would even make a government IT contract work
 
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Wow, that's horrible, as a general rule: beer, sharp objects, and your penis should never be combined in any order.
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Silly idiot.

I would have done that for a fiver. Gauze would have only cost an extra couple of quid.
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