Fat Duck sicknesses rise to 400

[RedSquirrel]

'The number of people who have reported feeling ill after eating at Berkshire's Michelin-starred restaurant the Fat Duck has risen to 400. Celebrity chef Heston Blumenthal closed his restaurant in Bray more than a week ago after 40 customers fell ill. '

I miss read the title of this on the Beeb website and thought it was an article on obesity turns out it's actually an article about 'ducks' hum...

[Months_man]

first the government go on about adult obesity, then child obesity, and now they are criticising the obesity levels in Ducks. When will it end??

I think they should introduce mandatory prison sentences for all people caught feeding the ducks. If we continue the way we are, in a few years we will start getting ducks with type two diabetes, which will then start to become a drain on the NHS.

We need to nip this in the bud while we still have a chance.

Crispy duck pancakes for dinner this evening I think.

[RedSquirrel]

I called my colleague a 'fat duck', but apparently, that's not acceptable.

Honestly it's one rule for one and one for another.