Where is Osama?

[PatchGirl]

Gordon Brown has told the BBC that more must be done to "break" al-Qaeda and find Osama Bin Laden.

Questions must be asked about why nobody had been able "to spot or detain or get close to" the al-Qaeda leader, the prime minister said.

I have an answer to that. If Bin Laden shaved off that beard and cut his hair, he'd look like a completely different guy. Nobody would recognise him. And for what it's worth my money is on him hiding out in Saudi in the comfort of his mega rich family.

[devexpertseo]

I believe that Osama is in ****stan.

[Malvolio]

Interesting thought. I mean a 6'4" 65 year old multi-millionaire with a long beard, chronic renal failure and a fully functioning dialysis suite living in a cave isn't going to be very conspicuous, is he...?

If he's still alive he's tucked away in some rich supporter's home or private clinic nowhere near anywhere uncivilised. Brown's merely covering his own failures, as usual.

[The SMG]

He's brown bread. Died in September 2009. I know because I read it in Mrs SMG's copy of Closer magazine (or was it Look?).

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[PatchGirl]

I agree with Malvolio. He's more than likely tucked away in some rich supporter's home or private clinic nowhere near anywhere uncivilised